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Awkward Conversations with Animals I've F*cked


One-night stands are awkward. One-night stands with animals are more awkward. And when you're as desperate to please as poor Bobby, things can get awkward as f*ck. He's just a guy with too much love to give, and a burning desire to give it to consensual adult mammals...
Awkward Conversations with Animals I've F*cked is the new one-man tragi-comedy by award winning young playwright Rob Hayes (Step 9 of 12, Butcher of Distinction).


Performed by up-and-coming star Jack Holden. The play had its world premiere at the 2014 Edinburgh Fringe Festival directed in association with Sarah Stribley Productions. 


Cast and Creative


Bobby - Jack Holden


Designer: Fly Davis
Sound Design: Max Pappenheim
Lighting Design: Christopher Nairne




F*cking great! My jaw didn't drop, it fell through the floor!

★★★★★ Broadway Baby

It is touching. It is sad. It is...romantic.

★★★★★ The Good Review

Holden's performance keeps you giggling throughout...very, very funny.

★★★★ Entertainmentwise

One of the most shocking and eye-opening pieces of theatre.

★★★★ West End Frame



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